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Annuity Calculator: An annuity calculator is a tool used to determine the regular payments or future value of an annuity based on a series of fixed payments made at regular intervals. This can be useful in financial planning to understand how much money will be accumulated or paid out over a specific period of time.
Basic Calculator: A basic calculator is a simple electronic device or software that performs arithmetic operations like addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. It is commonly used for quick calculations in everyday tasks.
Compound Interest: Compound interest refers to the interest calculated on the initial principal as well as the accumulated interest of previous periods. This compounding effect allows the investment to grow at an increasing rate over time.
Future Value: Future value is the value of an investment at a specific date in the future based on a certain interest rate or rate of return. It helps investors understand how much an investment will be worth at a later date if certain conditions are met.
Return On Investments: Return on Investment (ROI) is a financial metric used to evaluate the profitability of an investment. It is calculated by dividing the net profit from the investment by the initial cost of the investment and expressing the result as a percentage.
Term Calculations: Term calculations refer to the process of calculating the time period over which a financial instrument, such as a loan or investment, will be held or paid off. This helps in determining the total cost or return associated with the financial instrument.
Mortgages – Payments – Interest: Mortgages involve loans used to purchase real estate, with payments consisting of both principal and interest. Understanding the breakdown of mortgage payments helps borrowers know how much of each payment goes towards reducing the loan balance and paying interest.
Uneven Cash Flow: Uneven cash flow refers to a series of cash inflows and outflows that are not consistent over time. Analyzing uneven cash flows is important for businesses and individuals to manage their finances effectively.
Account Balance: The account balance is the total amount of money in a financial account at any given moment. It includes deposits, withdrawals, interest earned, and any fees or charges deducted from the account.
Closed End Funds: Closed-end funds are investment funds with a fixed number of shares that are traded on an exchange. Unlike open-end funds, closed-end funds do not issue new shares after the initial public offering.
Real Return: Real return is the return on an investment after adjusting for inflation. It reflects the actual purchasing power gained or lost on an investment over time.
Solving for Alpha: Solving for alpha involves determining the excess return of an investment compared to a benchmark index. Alpha is a measure of an investment’s performance after adjusting for market risk.
Annual Interest: Annual interest is the amount of interest paid or earned on an investment or loan over a one-year period. It is expressed as a percentage of the principal amount.
Click Through Rate: Click-through rate (CTR) is a metric used in online advertising to measure the percentage of users who click on a specific link out of the total number of users who view the page or advertisement.
Time Weighted: Time-weighted return is a method of calculating the performance of an investment portfolio that eliminates the impact of external cash flows. It provides a more accurate measure of investment performance over time.
Dollar Weight: Dollar-weighted return is a method of calculating the performance of an investment portfolio that considers the timing and amount of cash flows into and out of the portfolio. It reflects the actual return experienced by the investor.
Price of Margin Call: The price of a margin call is the level at which an investor’s margin account falls below the required maintenance level, triggering a demand for additional funds to be deposited to meet the margin requirement.
Fibonacci: Fibonacci is a sequence of numbers in which each number is the sum of the two preceding ones. This mathematical concept is often used in technical analysis of financial markets to identify potential levels of support and resistance.
Tip Amount: The tip amount is the extra money given to service industry workers, such as waiters or delivery drivers, as a token of appreciation for good service. It is usually calculated as a percentage of the total bill.
After 5 long years working at the zoo taking care of the koalas I finally applied for promotion to look after the elephants. Sadly though, I didn’t the job.
Apparently my koalifications were irrelephant for the job.
Whats the difference between “Beer Nuts” and “Deer Nuts”?
“Beer Nuts” are a dollar twenty-five and “Deer Nuts” are under a buck.
A German cat gave birth to 6 kittens. 5 of them were all healthy, but one was stillborn.
The healthy kittens will have nine lives, while the stillborn kitten will have nein lives
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give a fish a man and it will eat off him for weeks.
I found a hornet in my car.
I’m going kerb crawling tonight to test it out.
I took my dog to the vets and said, “can you sort my dog out, it’s bitten my wife, she’s okay though, just a small scratch on her neck.”
“Do you want me to destroy it, sir?”
“No!!”, I said,”can you sharpen it’s teeth so it kills her next time!?”
Scientists have found a spider that has been trapped for 49 million years. I didn’t know dinosaurs had bath tubs.
I just got an angry email from the local paper after I tried to publish a notice in the lost and found section:
FOUND – Somebody’s pet Budgie, it’s blue with a yellow beak, what it lacks in zest it makes up for in it’s functionality as a bookmark.
I was milking some cows today.
I got most of their money before they noticed the cards were marked.
I walked up to a woman feeding ducks in the park.
“Excuse me, but is that not a bit weird?” I asked.
“No, why would it be?” she replied.
“Because normal people use bread, not breast milk.”
One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. “How do I get him to sing?” The young man asked, excitedly. “Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet.” was the shop owner’s reply.
The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot’s left foot. Chet began to sing: “Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! …” The shop owner then held another match under the parrot’s right foot. Then Chet’s tune changed, and the air was filled with: ” Silent Night, Holy Night…”
The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed.
“How beautiful!” She exclaimed, “Can he talk?” “No,” the young man replied, “But he can sing. Let me show you.” So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet’s left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: “Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!…” The man then moved the lighter to Chet’s right foot, and out came: “Silent Night, Holy night…”
The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, “What if we hold the lighter between his legs?” The man did not know. “Let’s try it,” he answered, eager to please his wife. So they held the lighter between Chet’s legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life: “Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire….”
While working as an airline customer-service agent, I got a call from a woman who wanted to know if she could take her dog on board.
I told her the dog was welcome, as long as she paid a 50 charge and provided her own kennel. I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around and roll over.
“I’ll never be able to teach him all that by tomorrow!” the customer complained.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
I think it’s unexceptable to mix races.
You never see Horses and Dogs racing in one race do you.
The vet said to the Irish dairy farmer “I’m sorry, it’s bad news. All your cows have Blue Tongue. The farmer replies “Bejaysus….I didn’t even know they had mobiles!”
The wife told me over breakfast that she has invented a shower gel for pigs. I said “hogwash”?
Daniel radcliffe has said to wagner that it would be awesome to have a pet lion. So are dragons, winged horses, three headed dogs and werewolves pretty basic then?
My friend has a pet German Shepherd. Every time I visit him, it puts its face straight into my groin.
I have a Yorkshire Terrier and all this kneeling down is killing my back.
I bought a German Shephard the other day to protect my home from burglars…
He isn’t very good though, I got burgled last night while he was flocking the sheep.
Why are the slender protuberances from eukaryotic cells more comical than the flagella found on prokaryotic cells? Because the former are cilia! (In reality, they are not “sillier” and are, if anything, more motile due to sinosoidal undulations!!).
A dolphin will jump out of the water for a piece of fish……….
imagine what he’d do for some chips!?
My dog likes it when I speak on his behalf.
Yes he does! Yes he does
Fox mauls twins in bed.
Wheres Derrick Bird with his gun when you need him……..Boom Boom.
Whats the worst thing about going on safari?
Knowing you wasted your money on an imac.